tuesday gordisms...

 What do you call the abominable snowman in the Italian alps?

A Spag-yeti

 

Do small cows produce condensed milk?

Satan's hair piece?

Hell toupee

 

The biggest stringed instrument concert of the year?
Coachello.

 

Supposedly there’s a style of rice shaped pasta.
Orzo I’m told.

 

Fred always over embellishes the adventures and missions he went on while in the armed forces.

He’s been diagnosed with a rare disorder called “boast dramatic quest distorter”

 

Why was the French cheese maker so wrinkled?
From age

 

Fred'scompany hired a new accounting firm.
The work they have done for them  has been Deloitte-ful.

 

I married a statistician
Our correlation is the causation of our children.