thursday gordies....

 A snake that works for the Government would be a Civil Serpent.

 

You'll never get a reservation at the LIbrary. They are fully booked.

 

What did the scuba diver say after being bitten by the sea cow?
I've lost my faith in huge manatees.

 

Fred loves to dehydrate grapes. It's his raisin d'être.

 

Bessie  the cow does not have control of her emotions.
She has a moo disorder. Udderly out of her mind.

 

I’m going to make a generic version of Plan B
I’m going to call it Contingent C

 

When Bruce became Caitlyn
Did they have a Jenner reveal party?

 

The missing Zamboni driver has yet to resurface.

 

Atheism and religion are but two sides of the same coin as one prefers to use its head, while the other relies on tales.

 

Life is like a helicopter...
It goes up, it goes down, and I have no idea how to control it