saturday gordies....

 They told me I'd never be good at poetry because I'm dyslexic

But so far I've made 2 vases and a jug, and they are lovely.

 

It's fitting that when conspiracy theorists die...
...they get stuck in a plot.

 

Occasional Chairs
What are they the rest of the time?

 

If  you want to feel old just, drive the speed limit.

 

Is someone who pretends to be Swedish an artificial Swedener?

 

Fred is  thinking about taking up meditation.
He figures it’s better than sitting around doing nothing

 

I told my doctor I heard buzzing
But he said it’s just a bug going around

 

The internet is just a great big idiot incubator.

 

I have a feeling that I’ll lose my job at the graffiti removal company.
The writing is on the wall.