friday gordisms....

 A pack of skeletons in a marathon?

The rundead.

 

Rivers are always on time because they like to stay current.

 

To the person who stole my place in the queue.
I’m after you now.

 

Did you hear about the new brand of cream cheese flavored vodka?
It’s called Schmearnoff.

 

Fred  used to belong to a union for woodworkers
But after they mandated the use of safety gloves, he and some of his coworkers broke off and formed a splinter group.

 

A catholic person came out today
They were nun-binary

 

Started a new political party called the Scissors Party, been told we are not allowed to run

 

Local Drug Store got robbed of all razor blades and skin lotion products with no clues left behind.
Cops are on the lookout for a smooth criminal