classic jewish laughs....
Q : Where does a Jewish husband hide money from his wife?
A : Under the vacuum cleaner.
Q : How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light
bulb?
A : (Sigh) "Don't bother. I'll sit in the dark. I don't
want to be a nuisance to anybody."
A Jewish mother gives her son a blue shirt and a brown shirt
for his birthday. On the next visit, he wears the brown one. The mother says,
"What's the matter already? Didn't you like the blue
one?"
Did you hear about the bum who
walked up to a Jewish mother on the street and said, "Lady I haven't eaten
in three days." "Force yourself," she replied.
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