tuesday gordisms....

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 What do you call the holiest part of a car?

A Catholic-Converter

 

Skeletons are always calm because nothing gets under their skin.

 

I messed up baking today
Now I have awry bread.

 

Chile is a country that is both hot and cold

 

My creditors have teamed up on me.
It's a coalition of the billing.

 

I found two large bumps on my car battery..
Got them tested and one came back positive, it's terminal.

 

A  jumbo shrimp with multiple wives is an oxy-mormon

 

Fred  started dating a shopaholic
She comes with a lot of baggage

 

If you press the brake and the gas pedal at the same time does the car take a screenshot?

 

You can't go around saying that the polar ice caps are causing sea levels to rise.
That's glacial profiling.

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