sunday gordies....

 How do you comfort an English teacher?

"There, their, they're"

 

The 3 headed dog that sits next to the sidewalk outside of Hell?
Curberus.

 

The arrival of spring is such a re-leaf for trees.

 

Fred  comes from a family of failed magicians...
He has 2 half sisters.

 

How do you help a fish with scoliosis?
Take him to a Back Sturgeon.

 

A  woman who carries people across rivers?
Bridget.

 

Who's the wildest comedian out there?
Will Feral

 

The English language is pretty strange and confusing but can be understood through tough thorough thought though.

 

I lost my job at the paper shredding factory. It was a tearable job.