Thursday gordies....

 

Don't worry if your phone corrects 'fuck' to 'duck'
You're still using fowl language.

I like this new trend of taping stuff to the wall and calling it art.
I hope it sticks.

Fred did too many squats and now his quads and glutes are massive...
He is going to call in thick today.

Fred was trying to lose weight just by wearing bread on his head.
It's a new loaf hat diet he's trying.

I endorse podiums...
That's a product I can stand behind.

A manicurist left her cheating husband
She filed for divorce

The unit of measure for social influence?
Instagrams

What famous Led Zeppelin song was written during their bodybuilding days?
Steroid To Heaven