Midweek gordies...

 

A snake is basically just a bag of throat.

This whole situation with Russia and ukraine
Is a little off Putin

Why did the polygamist cross the road?
To get to the other bride

“Why did you tear up that novel?”
“Well, to make a long story short…”

Fred used to smoke Marijuana before any big examination.
He always passed them with flying colors.

My family and I were discussing our spirit animals tonight
Mine was a hawk but I have an alter eagle

I tried to make reservations at the library
It was completely booked

I create sculptures using toaster pasteries as my medium...
I call it Popt-Art.