Great gordisms...

 

Many of my  posts seem to go viral...
...ah the life of a social media influenza.

My dentist is a really mean guy
He always hurts my fillings.

Police have confirmed that the man who tragically fell from the roof of an 18th floor Nightclub...
...was not a bouncer.

What do you call it when the Viagra wears off?
Viagra Falls

Fred went to a puzzle convention and carelessly bumped into a woman.
Needless to say, many crosswords were exchanged.

Frank is a guy who always tells it like it is.

Why did the first mortgage seek out a second mortgage?
Because it didn’t like being a loan.

I knew a mathematician who couldn’t afford restaurants.
He could binomials.