From doug....

 US College Footballisms. . . .

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble the football "...– John Heisman, first football coach at Rice

"A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall."    - Frank Leahy / Notre Dame

"I never graduated from Iowa. But I was there for two terms - Truman's and Eisenhower's."  – Alex Karras / Iowa

"I could have been a Rhodes Scholar except for my grades."    - Duffy Daugherty / Michigan State

" Always remember Goliath was a 40-point favorite over David."   - Shug Jordan / Auburn

"Football is NOT a contact sport, it is a collision sport. Dancing IS a contact sport."   - Duffy Daugherty / Michigan State

" If lessons are learned in defeat, our team is getting a great education."   - Murray Warmath / Minnesota

"The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb. To be a back, you only have to be dumb."  - Knute Rockne / Notre Dame

"We didn't tackle well today, but we made up for it by not blocking."   - John McKay / USC

Ohio State's Urban Meyer on one of his players: "He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn't know the meaning of a lot of words."

Why do Auburn fans wear orange?   So they can dress that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up trash on Monday.

University of Michigan Coach Jim Harbaugh is only going to dress half of his players for the game this week. The other half will have to dress themselves.

How is the Kansas football team like an opossum? They play dead at home and get killed on the road.

How do you get a former University of Miami football player off your porch?  You pay him for the pizza.