Friday gordies.....

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A man rushed into a Doctor's office, shouting 'help me please, I'm shrinking'. The Doctor calmly said 'now settle down a bit', 'you'll just have to learn to be a little patient'.

My wife said she was leaving me after my obsession with monkeys ...
I thought she was joking.
But then I saw her face...

Just realized that the song "Take On Me" was released almost 38 years ago...
Bit of an A-ha moment for me.

The furniture store keeps calling me
All I wanted was one night stand

I don’t know if you’ve heard of these machines which tell you if it’s safe to have another drink or not…
ATMs I think they’re called.

Fred's  wife wanted peace and quiet while cooking..
.. so he took the batteries out of the smoke detector.

My wife decided to switch us from Crest to Colgate.
It’s a nice change of paste.

My philosophy of life is "play it by ear" and "go with the flow", but my reality is that I'm tone-deaf and sink like a stone

Fred started a treadmill company called Sisyphus, but it didn’t go anywhere.

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