You  shouldn’t date others with psoriasis because they're always flakey

 

The divorce rate among socks is absolutely ridiculous.

 

Fred works the front desk, deflecting patients from getting appointments.
He's a deceptionist.

 

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.
At his office, Fred has a workstation.

 

An apple a day will keep anyone away.
You just gotta throw it hard enough

 

I took a photo of a corn field.
It was a cropped image.

 

Ferd once took a holiday to the North Pole
It was great while he was there but after that his holiday just went south.

 

We've decided to go with a Swiss interior in my house
Neutral colors

 

Fred  got arrested for downloading Wikipedia in its entirety.
When taken into custody, he told them that he could explain everything.

 

Fred might be considered fat, but he actually identifies as skinny
Because he's trans-slender

 

What do you call a divorce lawyer's file cabinet?
The Ex Files

 

I regret lending my Italian chef friend my car.

It came back all denty.

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