You shouldn’t date others with psoriasis because they're always flakey
The divorce rate among socks is absolutely ridiculous.
Fred works the front desk, deflecting patients from getting
appointments.
He's a deceptionist.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where
a train stops.
At his office, Fred has a workstation.
An apple a day will keep anyone away.
You just gotta throw it hard enough
I took a photo of a corn field.
It was a cropped image.
Ferd once took a holiday to the North Pole
It was great while he was there but after that his holiday just went south.
We've decided to go with a Swiss interior in my house
Neutral colors
Fred got arrested for downloading Wikipedia in its
entirety.
When taken into custody, he told them that he could explain everything.
Fred might be considered fat, but he actually identifies as
skinny
Because he's trans-slender
What do you call a divorce lawyer's file cabinet?
The Ex Files
I regret lending my Italian chef friend my car.
It came back all denty.
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