mid week gordies...

 Fred said that left his wife because she would not stop counting.

He doesn't know what she is up to now.

 

The one quality that's a must for any good chauffeur?
Fine motor control

 

Neal Diamond’s birth name was Neal Coal
It was the pressure that made him into the singer he became.

 

There is an  online service that matches people with their favorite Southern foods
It's called eHominy.com

 

Fred  told me he's worried about his guitar playing addiction.
I told him don't fret.

 

Where in a garden would you look for Creeping Thyme?
In the Subherbs

 

I asked my dermatologist why she waits a month to diagnose a skin disorder
she replied she's reluctant to make a rash decision

 

Have anyone else's gardening skills improved during the quarantine?
I planted myself on the couch months ago and have grown significantly since.

 

I lost my job as a human cannonball. I got fired