A novel that takes set mostly in a paper mill?
Pulp Fiction
A hippo that can do magic?
Harrypottermus
Just after the Boston Tea Party, the town had a temporary
nickname.
They called it The City That Never Steeps
Fred was asked if he preferred a) Mulled Wine, b) Mulled
Cider, c)Mulled beer or d) Mulled Gin?
It was a Mulled tipple choice question.
My body can't produce its own alcohol, so I have to drink a
supplement.
Fred had a heart attack while driving his Caddy.
It was a Cadillac Escalade cardiac escapade.
Life without love is meaningless…
Love without life is necrophilia
Fred's girlfriend said she would make him his favourite slow
cooker meal, then she didn't.
She was a real crock-tease.
I lost my job at the unemployment office. And I still need
to go back there tomorrow.
fulldeckisms:
I'd like to buy him for what he's worth and sell him
for what he thinks he's worth
If brains were bird droppings, he'd have a clean cage
If brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose
If brains were gasoline, he wouldn't have enough to drive a dinky car
around the inside of a cheerio
If brains were grains of sand, he couldn't fill a dixie cup
If brains were lard, he'd be hard pressed to grease a small pan
If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate
If brains were water, hers wouldn't be enough to baptize a flea
If God tried to help him, we'd have an eight day week
If he donated his brain to science it'd set civilization back 50 years
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come
true
If he had a lobotomy he'd depressurize
If he had another brain, it would be lonely
If he had brains, he'd take them out and play with them
If he had half a brain, his ass would be lopsided
If he were any brighter he'd be in the visible spectrum
If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week
If her brains were put in a hummingbird, it would fly backwards
If his brain were a hard drive, it would back up on a single floppy
If his brains were money, he'd still be in debt
If his IQ was two points higher he'd be a rock
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