Gordisms...

A guy decides to buy his new girlfriend a pair of gloves for Christmas. They’ve only been dating for 3 weeks so it seemed like the ideal gift – romantic but not too personal. 

 

He asks the girlfriend’s younger sister to accompany him to buy them so she could help him pick a pair her sister would like. 

 

So they go to the mall and the sister points out a pair of white gloves which the guy buys. The sister then picks out a pair of panties for herself and buys them. But during the wrapping, the clerk mixes up the parcels without anyone realizing it so the sister gets the gloves and the guy takes home the gift box containing the panties. 

 

Without checking the guy rushes to his girlfriend after he wrote this loving, helpful note to go with it. 

 

It said, "To my dearest. I chose these because I noticed you’re not in the habit of wearing any when we go out nights. If it hadn’t been for your sister I would’ve got the long ones with the buttons but she wears the short ones that are easier to get off. These are a light shade but the lady I bought them from showed me a pair she’d been wearing for the past 3 weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and they looked really great. 

 

I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time. There’s no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off remember to blow in them before putting them away as they’ll naturally be a little damp from wearing. 

 

Just think how many times I’ll kiss them in the coming year. 

 

I hope you’ll wear them for Christmas Eve. 

 

P.S. the latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.