Where are most cholesterol-lowering medications made?
Statin Island.

 

My neighbor's bonsai trees were stolen, the police officer investigating came over and asked me what I knew about them...
"Very little" I replied.

 

I’m not a “Glass Half Full” type of person…
I’m more of a “Where Did I Put My Glass?” type person.

 

We should stop kink shaming America for not using metric.
They obviously have a foot fetish.

 

Fred's wife says he's cheap....
...but Freds not buying it.

 

Iron man's favorite movie?
Ferrous Bueller's day off

 

Grasshopper meat is a great source of protein; sustainable, and you can eat them cold!
Locusts, on the other hand, have to be swarmed up first.

 


 


 

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