sunday gordies....

Did you know players in the NFL are not allowed to have pet birds?
It's considered a personal fowl.

 

What would you find in the back of a cafeteria?
Why, the bacteria, of course.

 

Beethoven.com is available for e-lease.

 

What are Range Eggs and why are they always free?

 

Having lots of warm, soft blankets is my wife's quilty pleasure.

 

Fred  bought a very hyped up sports car...
...but it only runs in first gear. Turns out it was just all torque, no action

 

After my checkup the Doctor presented me with a trophy
I just don't remember whether it was atrophy or dystrophy.

 

A friend said to me "yoga is the best antidepressant available"
I replied "Sounds like a bit of a stretch"

 

Does having sex in a small boat end with an oargasm?