I used to hate those Russian dolls because they were so full
of themselves
I'm fine with them now though, once I gave them a chance they really opened up.
Fred and his wife went to a couples counseling seminar
recently.
The speaker mentioned that 85% of couples are so disconnected the husband
doesn't even know his wife's favorite flower. Fred leaned over to his
wife and said
"It's self-raising, isn't it?"
I have a friend who is really good at working with
spreadsheets.
Some might say he Excels at it.
My wife took apart all my Lego sets and mixed them all
together...
I'm not sure what to make of it.
Have you heard that new band, Platinum?
It's pretty metal
After circling in the sky for hours do eagles have soar
wings?
Fred became a judge so that he could outlaw margarine.
He wanted to make the world a butter place
Fred used to sing to God before realising that he's
wasting his time with hymn
My main stream music knowledge is so poor I thought Kanye
West was a railway station and Lana Del Rey a holiday destination.
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