I am thankful for street signs
I don't know where I'd be without them
You know as much as I love turkey…. I’m not that much of a
Trypto-fan
Why did the drunk driver go to jail?
Carma.
Fred just finished Beethoven's Unfinished Symphony
Turns out all he had to do was write The End in letters on the last page.
How do two arsonists hook up?
A match on tinder
Why should you always keep cheese nearby?
In queso emergency
Apparently wizards are getting impacted by the supply chain
issues now. There's a staff shortage.
Fred I bought a Jehovah's Witness advent calendar…because he
refuses to open the doors.
Fred used to review strip clips. It sounds like an easy job
but he worked hard.
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology...
...has always been my Achilles' elbow.
What's a quick and easy way to turn a sofa into a bed?
Forget your other half's birthday
How did Mary Poppins die?
Supercalifragilistic ketoacidosis
What's a moth pit?
It's where you find all the heavy metal rockers with lisps.
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