The Italian Virginity Test
Mario is
planning to marry and asks his family doctor how he could tell if his
bride-to-be is still a virgin.
His doctor says,
"Mario, all the Italian men I know use three things for what we call a
Do-It-Yourself Virginity Test Kit; a small can of red paint, a small can of
blue paint and a shovel."
Mario asks,
"So, what do I do with these things, doc?
The doctor
replies, "Before you climb into bed on your wedding night, you paint one
of your balls red and the other ball blue.
If she says,
'That's the strangest pair of balls I've ever seen!'
You hit
her with the shovel
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