Life without geometry would be pointless.
Fred asked the IT guy, "How do you make a
Motherboard?"
He said, "I tell her about my job."
It’s been a few years now since the tragic fire that burned
down part of the Cathedral of Notre Dame...Authorities still haven’t determined
how the fire started,but they say one of the residents of the Cathedral has a
hunch.
Whoever stole my dictionary, I have no words for what you’ve
done.
My friend didn't understand what compost was.
I had to break it down for him.
Fred saw a sign that read “BNGA”
He said, “that’s bang out of order”.
If you don’t know what a glory hole is…
Don’t look into it.
Fred had to give up his vegetarian diet.
Turns out they’re a lot harder to catch than cows.
I was gonna make a cup of tea
But it took oolong to boil
My wife told me to get help for my drinking
So I hired a bartender
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