almost weekend gordisms....

I recently heard about a  novel in which Schrodinger’s cat and Pavlov’s dog team up for a cross country adventure...
So I headed down to the library to see if they had a copy. The librarian said that my description rang a bell but she wasn’t sure if it was there or not.

 

Two types of comedy I enjoy:
Self-defecating humor, and malaprops.

 

To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

 

Years ago  I thought working with fractions was easier.
Then realized decimals have a point.

 

They have recently begun rationing surgical gloves on ambulances.
They only get a pair a medic.

 

How do you know when a planet dies?
You'll read it's orbit-uary

 

Fred  got into a really heated argument with his wife while they were moving house.
He managed to smooth things over for now, but there's a lot left to be unpacked.

 

Not all rainbows are either good or bad.
It's a spectrum

 

Feeling out of my element
This only happens periodically