What did the quesadilla say to the tortilla last night?

Buenos no-cheese

 

Treadmill sellers are stiff competitors.
They give you a run for your money.

 

Fred works for a company that focuses on the health of the lower 3/4 of the body, and yesterday he just became the CEO.
Now he's the Head of Shoulders, Knees, and Toes

 

Why did the principal panic during the teacher’s strike?
Because he was losing control of his faculties.

 

My trigonometry teacher was hard to follow
Always went off on tangents

 

Little known fact that before crowbars were invented
Most crows drank at home

 

I went with a friend to the dentist
I was there for oral support

 

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