gordisms...

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The lab crossed a coho salmon with a sockeye salmon. Got a cockeyed salmon.

 

Fred just got fired from his job as a set designer.
He left without making a scene.

 

What do chihuahuas start their dinner with?
Yappetizers

 

Robots don't have brothers, they have tran-sisters.

 

When Fred told his therapist about his compulsion to methodically disrupt live musical performances, she said, “That’s disconcerting!”

 

Fred identifies as a trolley.
He thinks heI may come out as tramsgender.

 

I was once trapped on a desert island...
And to be honest, my five favorite albums didn’t help at all.

 

I wanted to produce my own carpets
But I'm not rugged enough

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