gordisms...

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If you’ve never tried blindfolded archery...
You don’t know what you’re missing.


What do you call a girl who is good at catching fish?
Annette.

 

What kind of candy do they have in the Middle East?
Chewish ones.

 

NASA’s new rover, Insight, is supposed to tell us about Mars’ soil composition and about what’s underneath the surface of Mars..
So technically, Insight’s purpose is to give us insight about what’s not IN SIGHT

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