gordisms...

 An Italian sauce chef had a bad dream

It was a night marinara

 

An insect landed on my soft French cheese, briefly.

 

What type of digital payment do religious people prefer?
Praypal

 

Contrary to popular belief, Mount Everest is not packed with climbers all year round...
... just gets busy at peak times.

 

Have you heard the one about the magician with the black eye?
His doc said not to worry, it was just an optical contusion.