great joke from mel....

 

During her physical examination, a doctor asked a retired woman about her physical activity level. The woman said she spent 3 days a week, every week

in the outdoors 

"Well, yesterday afternoon was typical;

I took a five hour walk about 7 miles through some pretty rough terrain.

I waded along the edge of a lake.

I pushed my way through 2 miles of brambles.

I got sand in my shoes and my eyes.

I barely avoided stepping on a snake.

I climbed several rocky hills.

I went to the bathroom behind some big trees.

The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all I drank a scotch and three glasses of wine.

Amazed by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoor woman!"

 

 

 

"No," the woman replied, "I'm just a really shitty golfer"