gordisms....

 

Fred told his boss three companies were after him and he needed a raise to stay at his job. They haggled for a few minutes and he gave Fred a 5 % raise.
Leaving his office, the boss stopped and asked Fred, "By the way, which companies are after you?" Fred responded, "The gas, electric and cable company."

 

The most desired summer body this year?
The antibody.

 

Have you heard of that disease that you get from kissing birds?
It"s called Chirpes.
 

David has had his ID stolen.... now he's just Dav

 

There is invented a car that uses cheese made from Spanish sheeps milk as fuel
And Manchego fast

 

What do you call a caveman that likes to wander aimlessly?
A meanderthal.