gordisms...

 

The natural enemies of the Klingons shouldn't be humans, it should be the Teflons.

 

Without a doubt, my favourite Robin Williams movie is Mrs. Fire.

 

Thanks to genetics, I can eat whatever I want and still get fat.

 

You would think that a snail without a shell would move that bit faster...
but it's actually more sluggish..

 

I wrote my wife a complex poem on a piece of Kleenex. But as it turns out, it was a deep tissue massage that she wanted, not a deep tissue message.