gord quickies...

 

There was a big labor disruption at the matchbook factory.
The workers closed the doors before striking.

 

Breaking News: The CEO of IKEA has been elected Prime Minister of Sweden.
He's currently putting together his cabinet.

 

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

 

Hockey is a rough sport last time I checked.

 

What did the Terminator say after he got his order at Starbucks?
Hasta barista baby.

 

What do you call sandals with no traction?
Slip Flops