gordisms.....

 

Where did the hacker go?
Oh, he ransomware.

 

I visited a place with no internet
There was something amish

 

A heavily pregnant woman walks into a bar in the middle of summer and orders a big glass of ice water. "Boy it's a scorcher out there," she says to the bartender. "Sometimes I wonder if it is too hot for the little guy in here." "Oh I wouldn't worry about it," the bartender replies. "It's probably just womb temperature."

 

Whenever my artistic wife is sad, I let her draw things on my body....

I gave her a shoulder to crayon.