great joke from moe..
Three golfing partners died in a car wreck and went to
heaven. Upon arrival, they discover the most beautiful golf course they
have ever seen. St. Peter tells them that they are all welcome to play the
course, but he cautions them that there is only one rule: "Don't hit
the geese during your first three months here."
The men all have blank expressions, and finally one of them
asks, "The geese?”
"Yes," St. Peter replies, "There are thousands of geese walking
around the course, and if one gets hit, he quacks, then the one next to him
quacks and soon they're all quacking to beat the band. It really breaks
the tranquility all over heaven, and if you hit one of the geese, you'll be
punished. Otherwise, everything is yours to enjoy.”
Upon entering the course, the men noted that there were indeed large numbers of
geese everywhere. Within fifteen minutes, one of the guys hits a
goose. The goose quacks, the one next to it quacked and soon here was a
deafening roar of geese quacks.
St. Peter walked up with an extremely homely woman in tow and asked, "Who
hit the goose?” The guy who had done it admitted, "I did.” St.
Peter immediately pulled out a pair of handcuffs and cuffed the man's right
hand to the homely woman's left hand. "I told you not to hit the geese,"
he said, “Now you'll be handcuffed together for eternity.”
The other two men were very cautious not to hit any geese, but a couple of
weeks later, one of them accidentally did. The quacks were as deafening
as before, and within minutes St. Peter walked up with an even uglier woman.
He cuffed the man's right hand to the homely woman's left hand. "I told
you not to hit the geese," he said; "Now you'll be handcuffed
together for eternity.”
The third man was extremely careful. Some days he wouldn't even play for fear
of even nudging a goose. After three months, he still hadn't hit one.
St. Peter walked up to the man at the end of the three months, and had with him
a knock-out, gorgeous woman - the most beautiful woman the man had ever
seen. St. Peter smiled at the man and then, without a word, handcuffed
him to the beautiful woman and walked off.
The man, knowing that he would be handcuffed to this woman for eternity, let
out a contented sigh and said aloud, "I wonder what I did to deserve
this?”
The woman responds, "I don't know about you, but I hit a
goose.
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