how about another one from gord....

Gus hasn’t seen his dad since his dad came out as a woman
His dad is transparent

What do you call a lotion that makes your eyes wet
Moist-your-eyes

if you attempt to fail and succeed, which have you done?

Bigfoot is sometimes confused with Sasquatch.
Yeti never complains

I got an awesome portable stereo made of cake.
It's a gateau blaster.

I always turn down Alphabet soup in favour of Ramen numerals.

What do you call someone who worries that they might have ADHD?
A hyperchondriac 

One of my friends down the street moved away and a horse moved in where my friend used to live
I miss my friend but the horse is a great neighbour.

Of all the utensils that were invented to eat rice, how did two sticks win?