hilarious....from mel

 

A lady walks into Tiffany's.

She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet
and walks  over to inspect it.

As she bends over to look more closely,
she unexpectedly farts.

Very embarrassed,
she looks around  nervously
to see if anyone noticed her little 'whoops'
and prays that a sales  person wasn't anywhere near.

As she turns around,
her worst  nightmare materializes
in the form of a salesman
standing right behind her,
and he's good looking as well.

Cool as a cucumber,
he displays all of the qualities
one would expect of a professional
in a store like Tiffany's.

He politely greets the lady with,
'Good day, Madam.  How may we help you today?'

Blushing and uncomfortable,
but still hoping that the salesman somehow
missed her little  'incident', she asks...
'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'

He answers,..
"Madam . . 

if you farted just looking at it,
- you're going to shit when I tell you the price."