from gord, arlene and vince.....

 

What happens if you get addicted to rehab?

What's the difference between an airplane and your ex?
The airplane carries less baggage.

I wonder if anybody uses Head and Shoulders, to wash their shoulders.

 

Tonight we are having a Himalayan rabbit stew.  We found Himalayan on the road.

1. If a bottle of poison reaches its expiration date, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?  

 

2. Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?

 

3. Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?