puns from gord.......

 

I used to be a well driller
It was a boring job

I think there’s something wrong with the cactus I’m growing, but I just can’t put my finger on it.

 

My wife said, “I’m leaving. I’m sick of you wearing a different t-shirt every half an hour.”
I said, “Wait. I can change!”

 

Did you hear about the blind Mohel?
He got the sack

 

I know a lot of jokes about retired people, but none of them work.

 

What's the difference between a club and a spade?
I don't know, what do I look like? A card-iologist?

 

What do you call an Egyptian physical therapist?
A Cairopractor

 

The doctor on the radio said to treat your face mask like you do your underwear
So I turn in inside out every day