good puns....

from ruth.......

 Smoking pot and skipping school had me in trouble constantly.

Now weed's legal and schools closed ... damn kids are livin’ the dream.

If you get an email with the subject “Knock Knock”, don’t open it.

It’s a Jehovah Witness working from home.

from gord...

This blender I just bought doesn't seem to be working right
I keep getting mixed results

 

I’d like to tell you a secondhand chiropractor joke
I heard it about a week back

 

How do dyslexic cows organise their time?
With a dairy