from doug.....

 

In the 1950s a guy called Penis van Lesbian went into an agent’s office in LA and told the agent that he wanted to become a TV star.

The agent looked over the man’s resume and said that he liked what he saw.

However, the agent told the would-be star that he had to change his name if he wanted to get anywhere.

The guy refused and so the agent told him that couldn't represent him.

About 5 years later the agent opens a letter to find cheque for $50000 along with a letter.

The letter writer says that after leaving the agent’s office he thought about what the agent said about changing his name.

He realized that the agent was right, changed his name and then got lots of work   

The cheque was to thank the agent for the suggestion.

The letter was signed Dick van Dyke.