a classic from mel...

 

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates:

'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.

Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered. 

'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.

So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the shit out of all of you!'

St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'

'Couple of minutes ago.'