a bunch from gord...

 

What is pasta's favorite bicycle race?
The Tour de Lini

Never buy your hard drugs from the Roto-Rooter guy...
Plumber's crack is nasty

Studies show that cows produce more milk when the farmers talk to them.
It's a case of in one ear and out the udder.

For a cow, today is just an udder day.

If we didn't have blinds, it would be curtains for all of us.

this one is so true.....  My friend once told me, "Your wife and daughter look like twins!"  

I replied, " Yeah well, they were separated at birth"

so is this one....why is it called a building when it's already built?

What do a man with diarrhea and a electric car owner have in common?
They both hope to make it home