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religion.....😕

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 Fred  likes eating in front of a fireplace. He enjoys a hearthy meal. There is a new disease called bird herpes, some people are calling it chirpees. There's no tweetment. Fred once dated an eccentric girl who used to hoard magazines. She had so many issues. Nothing is definite, that’s for sure. "Eh... Close enough"--Mediocrates A friend asked me if I liked calligraphy jokes. But I am not that font of them. There are 86 billion neurons in your brain, Really makes you think. A cannibal was disappointed when the cute girl at the bar gave him her number. He told her he wanted her digits. Everyone was so upset with Frede when he pretended to be an amputee as a joke. It was just an armless prank. Every time I moved my leg it made a mooing sound. Turned out to be a calf injury.

Just add 2 lemon halves to liven up Xmas dinner ....

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sticker placement is important....

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wtf?

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