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An Air Canada employee inadvertently activated the emergency exit slide... Witnesses said it appeared to be a case of premature evacuation. The key to making a great Hawaiian pizza is to set the oven at aloha temperature. Princess Leia thought she saw her brother on Tatooine... But it turns out it was just a Luke-alike Fred is in the process of learning all the synonyms for damp. He's already moist of the way there. From Gord...
Pythagoras would have been great at mini golf. Because he always had the right angles. Fred went to a costume party dressed as a car key... They threw him out because he looked like he might start something. Now that I'm getting older I realize that "Grumpy Old Men" isn't a movie... It's a training video. A gang stole an entire truckload of Red Bull. How do they sleep at night?
"Pre" means before and "Post" means after. Using both at the same time would be Preposterous. Is bird poop considered a solid or a flewid? Fred's clearest childhood memory is going to the eye doctor to get his first pair of glasses. Everything before that was a blur. If inspiration is breathing in, and expiration is breathing out, what is aspiration? Flatulence.
