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'merican education....

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  The royal waiting for his chance on the porcelain throne? Prince Charmin. Arachneeds: things that spiders require. I tried to tell my wife about the time that I threw a broken boomerang. But it wasn't coming back to me. Saying ‘never say never’ already defeats the purpose. I'm against bringing billionaires back from space.

hilarious...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXK1at-udX8   from barry...

orange jokes...

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  Black smoke has been spotted coming from Conclave's chimney. Cardinals report someone has burned the pope-corn. Fred was having to make a choice between two undesirable outcomes. It was a bad shituation. There's a debate amongst historians over whether Shakespeare died of tuberculosis or not... ... TB or not TB that is the question A bunch of plumbers have been at Fred's house all day. Now he feels really drained.

good one from gilles...

 
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  Doctors in India are good at healing broken bones. They have a cast system. A Viking who lost his boat? A Hiking. Fred cuts trees for a living, but he's always sleepy. He's a Slumberjack. Fred is thinking about dropping out of Clown College. He's just been juggling too many things lately.