a trio of different awards for the orange turd baby...
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There’s a new superhero who can recite all the prime numbers. He’s called “The Indivisible Man." Fred abstained from using spreadsheet apps for 40 days. He said it was excel-lent. Fred's dentist plays in a heavy rock band. They call themselves plaque sabbath. We can use female sheep to make stockings, but not leather. This is because ewe can run, but ewe can’t hide.
Last year I replaced several windows in my house and they were the expensive double-pane energy efficient kind. But this week I got a call from the contractor complaining that his work has been completed for a whole year and I had yet to pay for them. Boy oh boy did we go 'round. Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I proceeded to tell him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year. . that in one year the windows would pay for themselves. There was silence on the other end of the line so I just hung up and I haven't heard back. Guess I must have won that silly argument. from doug...
Fred's new girlfriend asked if he was left-leaning like she is. He replied no, both his legs were the same length. Fred prefers playing records instead of streaming Spotify, he just likes the authentic sound. That’s his decision and it's vinyl. Eggplant is the red headed step child of the vegetable family… It must be the auburn gene. People often ask me why I'm so generous... Because, I'm allergic to selfish.
