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  When Van Gogh got in trouble with his mom, did he ever get an earful?   I told my friend that my wife’s a genius: she married me. Then I was reminded… opposites attract.   I read an in depth article about how humanoid apes evolved to not have tails. It was very detailed.   I’ve given up asking rhetorical questions. What's the point?   People will often avoid eating spicy food because they hate the way it feels coming out the other end, but they don't understand... ...it's about the journey, not the defecation. I saw a great movie about databases. I can’t wait for the SQL.   Fred said to his plumber "I gotta leak in my sink." Plumber said, “Go ahead. I’m not judging.”   Some guy sent me an email saying he would come and wash all my clothes, but that I had to send him one of my shirts first. Turns out it was the Nigerian rinse scam.   Nobody laughs at any of Fred's jokes about rims, borders, and sides. His sense of humor is