crotchety ruv

 

  Fred saw an advertisement for a double entendre contest. So he entered his friend. You can now buy tuna in pouches. That’s uncanny. Fred accidentally drank an invisibility potion. He is at the ER now, waiting to be seen. My dog ate my pronouns. He-She-It everywhere.

 

from gilles...  

  She came in wearing a dress the color of pastrami, a blouse the color of rye bread and a scarf the color of sauerkraut. Some would say she was...Reubenesque. Fred doesn't have a carbon footprint. He just drives everywhere. There are fewer syllables in the phrase world wide web than in its abbreviation WWW. The term for when family generations have fewer and fewer children? The receding heirline.

 

from vince....  

 

  Fred is trying to write a song about having his leg amputated. The last verse has him stumped. Sure geology rocks… … but cartography is where it’s at. There aren’t very many great singers in the world, but they sure have a lot of influence. They’re a vocal minority. I think people who use the wrong word should have the humidity to admit it.