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https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1BUTL5oL5G/?mibextid=wwXIfr   from steve...

  A new search engine called Giraffe has been launched. It's a top level browser. Fred is writing a song about being a locksmith. There are a lot of key changes. There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of curious idiots. Despite the ever increasing high cost of living, it remains very popular.

 

 

  Fred's dog ate his wife's diamond ring... It's now a diamond in the rrrruff. Are golf balls as painful as athlete's foot? Fred's dad had the authority to officiate weddings. But only on the 2nd, 3rd, 5th, 7th, 11th, 13th, 17th, 19th, 23rd, and 29th of each month. He was a prime minister. Fred's wife heard it's seductive to bite her lip... He didn't have the heart to tell her it's meant to be the bottom one.

 

 

  Fred always has a good time at concerts. He draws the line at crowd surfing - doesn't want to get carried away. Fred's friends know if they make up an excuse, he’ll give them an alibi by repeating it. He is very re-lie-able. The classic rock band that was full of kleptomaniacs? Stealy Dan. Fred went to the library and asked where the self help books were. Librarian said “Well, if I told you that……”