Fred wanted to try Viagra, so he asked the pharmacist if he could get it over the the counter, Pharmacist said "Yeah if you take 2 or 3". Fred found a snake on his car. It was a windshield viper. In Germany, I saw a man with a toddler that just wouldn’t stop yelling and screaming. To keep him quiet I suggested he give him a sausage, but it only made the brat worse. Fred watched a fascinating documentary about the perfume industry last night. It was on the History Chanel.