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How did medieval kings get their squires to go to sleep? They good knighted them. Everyone knows President Macron is terrible at making coffee. It's all over the French press. Fred dreamt he was a Formula 1 driver. He was fast asleep. Fred has a joke about anxiety. But he's worried that people won't like it.
Women don’t just suddenly enter menopause. It happens ova time . A student asked Mrs. China if that was her real last name. SHe said no, it was actually her made in name. A beautiful woman won the foot race. She was pretty fast. My wife asked me if I know what it's like to eat an entire box of Sicilian pastries. I said, " I cannoli imagine it."
Fred bought a Russian advent calendar. Every time you open a window, an oligarch falls out. The pizza place that only serves pizza with small fish on it? Domminnows. The movie “Deja Vu” died at the box office. Everyone thought they’d already seen it. How do you pay a horse trainer? In cash, under the stable.
