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There will always be a high tide and a low tide. And that is a shore thing. After Fred spilled his cup of tea on the face of a friend who was carrying a plate of burgers he apologized and said "I guess brewed tea is in the eye of the beef holder." The opposite of nonchalant? Ouichalant. To help out a friend, I decided to rent one of his properties. It's the lease I can do.
A girl hockey player who can't score goals? Missy. Fred got caught stealing herbs from a store. He's now doing thyme in jail. Fred hired a different singer for his recent Labor Day party. It changed the whole tenor of the event. There's a news story about some poultry farmers who want a gover nment bailout. They want money for nothing and their chickens for free.
Fred wrote a story about a town enduring a tornado. There was a real twist at the end. I’ve been writing some similes but I need help on one. Does anybody know a business like show business? A termite's favourite breakfast? Oakmeal. Fred's ex is like a matador. She's got red flags, but he can't help going after her.
