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  Fred told me that he was often surprised by how little people change. I always assumed the process was the same. They just use tiny clothes. Just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It had a bad start, but by the end I really liked it. Marrying your second cousin is perfectly acceptable, as long as you're legally divorced from the first one. Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking outside the box.

 

 

 

 

  My friend and his wife offered to do any woodworking that needs done in my home.I said that I didn't realise you were carpenters. He replied, We've only just Begun. What happens to the bodies of dead kings? They are throne away. Fred is an anti-capitalist pastry chef. He puts people before profiteroles. Fred used to be married to a pastry chef. Then she desserted him.